5-5-03
CINCO de MAYO!!!
RAW
I missed about the first half hour, so I’ll start from
there.
Team Roids(Test/Steiner) vs Team HHH Screwed Us (RVD/Kane) – Not
a bad match, but RVD is the only main event worker in the bunch.
Steiner used to be, 10 years and 20lbs ago. Kane used to be,
about 4 years ago before Austin made him his bitch. Ever since
Kane’s one night run as world champ and subsequent drubbings
to Austin, to set-up Austin/Taker, Kane has languished in mid-card
hell. Except for last year, when got to be HHH’s bitch.
The true test of your main event status, is whether or not
you can carry someone else and still turn in a main event caliber
match, putting them over with the fans. The Rock, Angle, Benoit,
RVD and even HHH, back in the day, were never in a bad match,
no matter who they were working. Remember HHH vs Taka?? Brock
could not do this with Cena at Backlash and it showed why he’s
still green and not a capable main eventer. Oh yeah, RVD 5*****
to win.
Austin harasses Bishoff in his office, not very funny.
Y2J Hi-lite reel segment – Nash is guest, funny to see
Canadian crowd pro Y2J and against Nash. HHH comes down and
the worse possible thing that could happen does, they start
to brawl. Not a short one, but a long drawn out one. Thus confirming
to everyone that their match at Judgement Day will suck big
time. It goes on forever and the crowd is obviously bored with
it. No heat whatsoever.
Lance Storm vs Booker T – nice to see Storm in a more
high profile match. Too bad he has to do the clean job to Booker,
killing any chance he has with a push. Decent match, a little
short.
Bitchoff crying to Linda is next. BORING!!! Crowd is dead silent,
not funny at all.
Christian promo on Goldberg. Is he trying to be like the Rock?
Trish vs Jazz – Trish gets screw jobbed. Again they shoulda
saved it for a PPV, we don’t need this every week. What????
No White Boy Challenge this week?????
Goldberg doesn’t get to Christian before Rico, 3 min
scrubs interfere, thus making them tonight’s sacrificial
lambs. Goldberg cleans house, Christian gets a cheap chair
shot in and runs. Austin comes down, beer party starts. They
drink about 50,000 beers with a bunch others.
Boxing
Oscar de la Homo charged his fans $50 to see:
A. Him punch a bag
B. Beat-up a washed up fighter
C. Smile like an ass
D. All of the above
If you said D, you are correct.
Movies
Saw X2 this weekend, pretty good, worth a look. Check out my
review.
Basketball
Spurs beat the Lakers!!!! YEAH!!!!!
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